After reading this article, you will be able to change your WhatsApp Status with the coolest phrases that not even Fonzie would be capable of thinking. Yes, you bet! I’m not joking; I take this kind of things seriously. Nowadays, people don’t judge you for what you are in the real file, but for what you’re online. Facebook, WhatsApp and Twitter status speak your mind.
If you want to show your cool personality, you must add creativity to your WhatsApp status unique collection of kick-ass WhatsApp status so cool to embarrass even Chuck Norris. You will make your friends jaw’s drop and hit the floor so hard that seismologists all around the world will think about an earthquake of the latest Mercalli Intensity scale degree.
Are you ready? Following are the 101 coolest WhatsApp statuses to impress your friends and your girlfriend/boyfriend.
1) Life sometimes seems to be the draw of a madman.
2) You can go wherever you like, do what you want, but you judge a place by the people who are in.
3) Never let the fear of losing prevent you from participating.
4) I will not be equal to any other; I have myself tattooed a plane to fly high.
5) I smile while I hear that bullshit you say.
6) Insulting me will not make you better.
7) Whatever you do, better not say it at all.
8) A star is always alone because it thinks only to shine.
9) And if it’s a dream, don’t wake me up, please.
10) Luck does not exist: there is a time when talent meets opportunity.
11) No one will ever see more than this photograph of myself.
12) Without risks, you will never do anything great.
13) You need skills even roll the dice.
14) Will we ever have the courage to be ourselves?
15) The important thing is never to remain motionless.
16) The dictionary is the only place where “success” comes before “sweat”.
17) One of the great pleasures in life is doing what people say you will not be able to do.
18) The value of a man is measured by the few things he creates, not from the many goods that accumulate.
19) Ignorance is the weapon of the powerful to control people; culture is the key to change things.
20) I’ve always wanted to be the perfect man: the one with the feet on the ground and the head in the clouds.
21) Give your absence to those don’t value your presence.
22) I find it easier to believe in the insults than in the compliments.
23) Music saves me every day.
24) It hurts having to cry silently in fear that someone may hear us.
25) Among all the things I love, you are the one I hate the most.
26) Children know something that most people have forgotten
27) The wonderful thing about talking with the eyes is that there are no grammatical mistakes.
28) All have the WhatsApp status. I don’t. I stand out from the crowd!
29) I’m sorry I ate my status.
30) If you have seen my WhatsApp status, it means you like me.
31) I would give you many things, but the first one is to give you fire.
32) My father always said: better to dying than betraying.
33) Without money and respect are the nothing mixed with anything.
34) I’m not afraid of the law. I’m the State.
35) Only beasts breed without being consciousness.
36) Every dog in its home feels like a lion.
37) The dog always bites the poor.
38) A good answer to bad words is worth much and costs nothing.
39) The street rules are not learned by taking in a stray between the sheets.
40) Perhaps the life in memory it is more beautiful.
41) The life and the bikes have the same principle: you have to keep moving to stay balanced.
42) Everything I love to do is unethical or illegal.
43) A lie repeated for a century does not become truth.
44) Sooner or later, the day when you the mask drops and people judge always, it comes.
45) Before you, it happened to other billions of idiots and me.
46) They don’t know that the two of us can talk without opening our mouth.
47) It’s easy to sing that time fixes the things; it’s less easy convincing yourself that it’s like this.
48) I saw that love changes the point of view.
49) You are entitled to a partner with whom to share your life.
50) Now it’s late. Late to come back. Late to talk no sense. Later for questions and answers.
51) Some people only want to shift to another regret.
52) I don’t want to say “too late”, or “too bad.” I want every moment is always better than the past.
53) The people like me wake up at 3 pm, and they say that the days are getting shorter.
54) I don’t know if I’ll ever be up to your madness.
55) The patience and I tore the photos in which we were together.
56) Some people just think to say that you’re out of time.
57) You are not good, you are just comfort your conscience with the charity.
58) You don’t have blonde hair; you have a blond mind.
59) Often a successful man is not a man of value.
60) Nothing comes from diamonds. The flowers come from manure.
61) Some people wait for the rain to not crying alone.
62) Jesus of Nazareth. I think he was and remains the greatest revolutionary of all time.
63) You’re not bad; you’re simply stupid.
64) Some people make love for boredom. Some people make love for business. I make love for passion.
65) At first sight, the love a wonderful feeling. He told me that a fortune teller who reads the credit cards.
66) You gave me the first kiss on the mouth of the stomach.
67) In your life, you have tried more clothes than feelings.
68) Tell me you love me. I might even believe it.
69) My tattoos are not to their liking; I’m dirty on the outside.
But judging the appearances is the typical attitude of the ones who are dirty inside.
70) Sometimes it is God who mistakes your order.
Sometimes you close, a ravine opens.
71) Before you were a problem of the heart, but now you are the heart of the problem.
72) The opposites attract each other, but they love their kind.
73) You arrive bringing thrills, and you go away leaving bruises.
74) I became what you’ve always hated, and I have become what I’ve always loved.
75) We have more question marks than certainties.
76) I gave you the best days of my worst years.
77) You are the most beautiful mistake in my life.
78) There are times when I would like to say so many things that perhaps the best way to tell them is to shut up.
79) It is not the fine clothes that make the man, but rather the clean ones.
80) Drinking is not the answer, but drinking makes you forget the question.
81) The teetotaler is a weakling that falls into the temptation to deny himself a pleasure.
82) There are no ugly women. It just depends on how many shots of vodka you had.
83) Life is made up of days that mean nothing and moments that mean everything.
84) Some lights cannot be turned off.
85) Forgetting is easy: just don’t remember.
86) Leave the sky to the sparrows, keep your feet on the ground.
87) After making safer love, remember that sooner or later you must die.
88) Remember that the hardest thing is to be normal, not to be a prodigy.
89) Only true friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
90) Alcohol is bad, but even your selfies are not joking.
91) If you think that the adventure is dangerous, try the routine. It’s lethal.
92) If you send me 9.99$, I’ll tell you how to avoid scams on the Internet.
93) I do not want to be a chapter; I want to be your story.
94) It is not putting a bad light on the other that makes you bright.
95) The Sixth Sense should be a sense of humor for everyone.
96) Life always offers a second chance. It is called, “tomorrow.”
97) Friendship is not a big thing; it’s a million little things.
98) With the intelligence, you win the battles; with the faith, you win the wars.
99) Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
100) Most men don’t do the laundry because the washing machines are equipped with remote control.
101) Behind every successful man there is a woman who doesn’t understand why.